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Neat New Proof Nixon Sabotaged Foreign Policy Like A Common Reagan, Trump!
Every bit as sleazy as you thought. So now we know: Richard Nixon almost certainly tried to keep the South Vietnamese government away from peace talks during the Lyndon B. Johnson administration,...
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New Orleans Removes Confederate Statues! Wingnuts Totally Reasonable About...
Not your usual hardhats In the wee hours of Monday morning in New Orleans, workers wearing flak jackets and military-style helmets, with balaclavas over their faces to protect their identity, removed...
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SC Lunatic, Future Congresslady, Real Mad You Hypocrites Ain’t Taking Down...
We like this picture. Makes knowing what she’s like really easy. Oh, goody! In another of the special elections to replace a member of Congress elevated to the Trump administration, one Republican...
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Donald Trump’s Drunk History: Slaver Andrew Jackson Stops Civil War!
Populism Yeah Yeah Oh dear. Once again Donald Trump has come unstuck in time. In a Sirius XM radio interview with the Washington Examiner’s Salena Zito, the president of these benighted states...
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Libertarian Jerk Lady Megan McArdle Stumps Herself With Seventh Grade Civics...
Somebody should tell that Lincoln guy it was two houses all along. Thank goodness Donald Trump has done his part to get America’s schoolchildren thinking about the question that nobody ever asks: Why...
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Montana Elects Punchy-Man Greg Gianforte, Wingnuts Celebrate First...
Press conferences of the near future With 99% of precincts reporting, Republican millionaire Greg Gianforte has won the special election for Montana’s single congressional seat, beating Democrat Rob...
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Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The...
Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again! One of the joys of comment moderation is finding brand-new comments on a story from years ago, as we did this weekend; some genius calling himself “Michael Johnson”...
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A Country That Hates Workers Celebrates Labor Day
More political groups should say ‘You are cordially asked to hop into the parade.’ We’d hop! Since Ken Layne wrote the Ultimate Snarl about Labor Day in America in 2013, it seems a bit redundant to try...
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Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview!
There’s a man with a gun over there telling me I’ve got to beware. Of clichés. Now that Yr Wonkette has thrown a bunch of clichés at the topic, you’ll actually be glad to know that in their new...
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John Kelly Just Wondering Why We Couldn’t ‘Compromise’ On Slavery
If only there had been some solution that worked for everyone. Maybe adjusting tariffs. Antifa supersoldier White House Chief of Staff John Kelly took a break from his duties as “adult in the room”...
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Here Is Some Crazy Racist Marijuana News For A Change And Surprise!
So NOW Republicans appeal to ‘science,’ huh? Kansas state Rep. Steve Alford (R – Old Whitepeople) is not a fan of the devil weed Marihuana, and at a legislative meet-n-greet Saturday in Garden City, he...
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Deleted Comments: If Liberals Knew History Facts, They’d Know ‘W.E.B. De...
And spell my name right now and then while you’re at it, ‘kay? Yr Wonkette was visited by a History Expert last week, and that genius taught us a thing or two about some important history knowledge...
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NICE TIME! SLC Elementary School Renamed For Cool Black Lady Space-Nerd...
Andrew Jackson can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Andrew Jackson can take a flying fuck at the Mooooooooooooon! Jackson Elementary School is Salt Lake City’s oldest elementary school; it was...
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Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until...
Today is a good day to chew scenery Evan’s little post advising America’s #TEENS to go ahead and protest gun violence, even in the face of stupid, stupid threats from school administrators, went kind...
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Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It
Sometimes it’s just a Toilet Rat day. Yr Wonkette heard this week from “Jacob F.,” an old poison-pen-pal whose delightful missives have helped pad out the old word-count since last January, when he...
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Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving...
Then there’s the immeasurable damage done by cheesecake pics of anime girls with guns. Yer Dear Shitferbrains is back, baby, and my goodness we have a big backlog of deletia to dig through! Let’s dive...
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Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona...
One’s a rubber-faced novelty item that became a fad for no good reason. The other’s a doll. Yr Wonkette was visited this weekend by a very clever troll with entirely too much time on his hands. If this...
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Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?
Why so mean to Hitler, huh? Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It’s full of some of the most original trolling we’ve ever seen, and… OK, actually, it’s the same derp...
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